i am bored to death. I'm so bored, I'm singing Christmas songs. SONG actually, no 's'.
The one that ends with 'falalalalalalalalaaaa'..well, to be honest, that's the only part of the song i know..
I just keep repeating the 'falalala,.' part over and over again. How pathetic can I get?
ok, let me think. There's gotta be something i can blog about. err..whats new? hrmm,
yea, TWILIGHT. i've de-twilighted myself. Yes. Yes, i have.
Never thought this day would come. But here it is.
I'm so sick of the whole franchise. Last year , i wouldn't be caught dead saying this. Sad, but true.
Here are some reasons i've de-twilighted myself. hehe. I like the word. DE-TWILIGHTED.hehe. My other favourite word is dwindling.hehehe. DWINDLING. haha, its funny.
ermm kk, where was I. ? Yea, reasons i am not a fan anymore.
1. When i was reading the books, I was a big fan of Jacob Black. My favourite character really. In the second book, Edward leaves Bella cos he wants the best for her bla bla bla.*boring goody stuff*.
Jacob was the one who made her feel better and all.
Jacob was the one who made her feel better and all.
SO GET TOGETHER WITH JACOB LA IDIOT... But, in the end, this girl runs back to Edward AGAIN....Damn, sedar diri la beb. The dude's a frigging vampire.
2. I thought vampires were bad enough. I thought that was it. But noo, they had to put in a pack of werewolves in.A vampire AND a werewolf falls for her. *haihs. Next thing you know, she'd be having frankenstein's or lady gaga's babies..
3. The main character's plain stupid. Falling for a vampire.. come on.
An extract from the book:
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
" What a stupid lamb"
How it should have been written :
" And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
" What a stupid, moronic, plain idiotic, bird-brained of a lamb"
The lion here is supposed to be Edward, and the lamb's Bella.
4. I hate the fact that in every book. All four of them, Bella still thinks that Edward is so unbelievably good-looking.. bloody hell. Give us a break. How many times do we have to be reminded?? once, twice, three times, I can take. NOT ALL THE TIME. I mean, after their married she still thinks he's 'beautiful'. god. Enough already.
5. The books repeat themselves in a way. Always about how their love's forbidden. How this girl is just waiting to become a vampire so she can live happily ever after sucking people's blood (ok,not really)
and how Edward, being the boring person that he is, wants her to stay human. Its in every single book. We get it kayh? We get it.
haihs, Its not that i HATE the series. I hmm, have lost interest.But I'll always have a soft spot for Jacob Black.I still read the books sometimes though, for the kick of criticizing them.
